African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.

Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.

by Maq Maq January 13, 2021

Wizard

The act of ingesting both LSD and shrooms at the same time. Usually performed after a long night. Involves a spiritual trip in which you feel you know everything about everything.

Hayden you're doing a Wizard right now bro.

by The Wizard Inducer October 22, 2020

Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.

Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!

by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024

hedge wizard

Conner Hyatt

Conner is a hedge wizard

by Hedge wizard 2.0 June 21, 2018

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

garbage wizard

The creator of the Friendship thread of Urban Dictionary. Connect with the man on garbagewizard.com

Farren: Hey man! Do ya know your personal chats are now popular on Urban Dictionary?
Aayush: WHat? How did this happen? Am I a garbage wizard or what?

Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks.

by TheGarbageWizard November 16, 2021

Grand Wizard Man

The grand wizard man is the best man alive

Person 1: yo bro what's your favorite song
Person 2: I am grand wizard man born leader of the ku klux klan big sheets and pointy hats beating niggas down with a baseball bat

by TheGrandWizardManFan December 3, 2023