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wipe your lip

Used when referring to someone who is forever talking shit I.e. Referring to their need to use some toilet tissue to remove the bullshit which is forming around the edges of their mouth.
"I was partying with that hot blonde again last night."

"you talk such bullshit you need to wipe your lip."
by nuclearbigwill August 19, 2016
mugGet the wipe your lipmug.

Gooch wipe

When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch
by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015
mugGet the Gooch wipemug.

wiping the windshield

When two girl best friends kiss or get freaky, specifically in front of jerry.
“We were wiping the windshields last night if you know what i mean.”
by prep girl five June 5, 2023
mugGet the wiping the windshieldmug.

Wipe Abstinence

The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.
Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?

Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!

Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019
mugGet the Wipe Abstinencemug.

used wipe

When your done having sex with a condom and its all wet
Were all done with the used wipe. Let's do the real thing honey!
by REDNALLAW June 11, 2018
mugGet the used wipemug.

Encore Wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit, thinking you wiped enough, but then you have to return within minutes to wipe again
Damn my asshole itches and feels slimy, guess I need to return for an encore wipe
by EMSHB December 10, 2014
mugGet the Encore Wipemug.

Thit-Sar Wipe

The act of wiping your ass with great enthusiasm and grit. The act is a cover-up for fingering oneself anally with toilet paper wrapped around the middle finger, masked with the reasoning of being "thorough" with your wiping. The act is often seen as a sign of superiority as well, employing the Thit-Sar Wipe is a sign that you take your cleanliness very seriously.
Why'd you take so long in the bathroom? Sorry, I was employing the Thit-Sar Wipe.
by Thit-Baz June 17, 2024
mugGet the Thit-Sar Wipemug.

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