wendis

Something that is very bad. For example: when you go to Aldi and they have seasonal hand soap. You get really excited about having seasonal soap in your home, and go to smell each and every flavor in order to ascertain the ideal soap for your home. But upon smelling them, your nasal passages are assaulted with the force of a thousand nuns.

That is wendis.

Person A: I went to ALDI the other day, and they had some seasonal soaps.
Person B: That's so bwedjis, bro.
Person A: No, it was wendis as hell dude! They all smelled like shit...

by Andrew Carnie November 22, 2019

mississippi wind chime

When 1 girl is performing fellatio on 5 guys at the same time, & their balls slap her chin in a rhythmic beat.

Just the farmhands playin their mississippi wind chimes on my daughter's throat."

by mrsflowers07 October 2, 2011

Wind Rush

1) When a male touches another male, the male being touched has an orgasm and breathes deeply on the first male.

Dude, I had such a wind rush last night it was quite ridiculous. I was having the time of my life.

by Occult People October 16, 2010

Wind-Walker

When a person(s) walks aimlessly through a vaper that is doing smoking tricks and ruins his/her groove.

"Wind-Walking" creates a jet stream of moving air in a distilled room and causes wind.

We were all having fun tricking until the "Wind-Walker" came.

by Cam CCV March 30, 2016

Wind Down

When ones productivity drops due to pending holiday or time off of work.

Nah, I'm not getting sod all done today, I'm on wind down in perpetration for my holiday next week.

Or

Person one: "he hasn't done any work today"
Person two: "it's his last day tomorrow so he is on serious wind down"

by Bucksend July 28, 2016

Wendigo

That one evil cannibal spirit that furries turn into a deer daddy fucktoy. (Ironically enough, the deer attributes are modern interpretation. Furries are confirmed necrophiles, since the ACTUAL Wendigo is just an emaciated human.)

It's also a word that morbidly obese white suburban kids lose their fucking bananas over, because "c-cultural appropriation guiyze!!!!" 🤓🤓🤓

"This Twitter horde of sheeple keep on bashing me just because I said the word 'Wendigo' back in 2015, despite living nowhere near America."

by trollface moment October 15, 2022

Pigeon Wind

The breeze you feel against your skin from the too-close-for-comfort harried and rapid flight and flap of pigeons, most specifically on city streets.

Failure to properly navigate a flock of hobbling pigeons can lead to a grazing of one's head by dirty wing, or more commonly, a gust of pigeon wind across the face from their frenzied and often disoriented departure.

"Oh god, I just felt a waft of pigeon wind at the back of my neck."

by Shaira December 14, 2008