Whipped

When a guy is so blinded by their pursuit of pussy or by the false belief that they are in love with the skag they're dating that they let said skag alter aspects of their lives and dominate their behavior. This type of person will typically end up alone after the skank has dumped him as his behavior will have caused all his true friends to hate him.

Being whipped includes but is not limited too..

Behaving like a total bitch
Ditching friends that they've known for years
Frequent sappy phonecalls
Ignoring the advice of said friends to dump said skag

Zach is so fucking whipped by Kaitlin..we've known him for years yet he'll ditch us to hangout with that slut..it's cool though, once she dumps him he'll be all alone.

by PhishPhan420 December 10, 2008

chick-a-whomp-whomp

Slang term for sex, be it oral, vaginal, or anal. Derived from the cheesy music played in early porno films.

Don't take it so hard that she dumped you, man. At least she gave you some chick-a-whomp-whomp.

by Jesse Rotten April 25, 2006

whipp

Cool or awesome... used generally when describing something.

This car here is pretty whipp

by Lil Duff 2008 October 3, 2008

whopperjawed

messed up, weird shape.

mrs. korselman says "don't get your clay whopperjawed, you'll get a zero."

by eddie smith May 7, 2003

whoppers

when u put chocolate on ur balls and ur bf/gf licks it off.

im gonna stop by walmart and get some chocolate so we can have whoppers 2night.

by Kota Hale August 15, 2006

ass whipping

what a militant loudmouth hateful ignoramus needs when he or she pops off the chops about what what kind of violent acts "should be done" about different people that he or she don't like. Said person is extremely in opinion, doesn't observe the world around him/her and believes what every shithead demagogue posing as a high-class/high moral person says to them. A sheep.

If Maggie comes over here again today spouting off again about "the liberal bias", the "Jewish conspiracy", or any other hating on other types of people (that are different than herself) she might get a good old fashioned ass whipping. I'm sick and tired of her prejudiced yapping. She needs to knock off the HaterAde now.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Whopper Penis

A generic term for a Whopper from Burger King made with "white stuff". The beef is either marinated in it or it is added as condiment later on.

"Can I take your order?"

"Yes can I have 2 Whopper Penises without jizz?"

"Sir I believe you meant to order 2 NORMAL Whoppers."

"No, I usually just add my own."

by Brandon (Thug) February 18, 2009