Thing that shows time but has now lost it's use because of a worldwide competitor named smartphone. It's now worn only for show off.
She: Hey, look I have bought a new watch!
He: So, will you use it to track time or what?
by Chuchu's chuchu November 24, 2021
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when someone/ something is sus asf and or stupid
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A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.
"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"
by nompynuthead May 22, 2017
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Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
by KTrainSC October 24, 2020
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Watch your back
"I am going to raid them"
"Well, so watch your ass"
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A watch parent is like watch guard except they have kids. These are the over-protective parents who don't let their children say words like: 'fart', 'stupid', 'suck' and 'weird'
ugh, my mom is such a Watch Parent, for dessert she lets me have one organic gummy bear!
by mayokiwi November 15, 2014
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Watch monster. A person who loves horror movies and can easily fall asleep to it.
My sister is a watch monster. She fell asleep watching The Bride Of Chucky.
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