walking the alleys

Walking through a shady part of the day, Just like walking through a shady ass alley with crackheads staring at you.

Person 1: Damn I feel like walking the alleys
Person 2: Same

by Halmen_ May 20, 2018

Walking Catfish

An Atypical Catfish variety in which the catfisher is playing with the target as themself, but done with malice or as a gold digger

Dude that chick is so hot, why does she go out with that dude?
That's because she's a Walking Catfish!

by cggccggccggc June 10, 2018

Walking Campaign

A person who acts or believes they are the fucking poster child of whatever the fuck gets their dick hard. Usually comprised of backwoods redneck gun owners, liberals and feminists, vegans, Narcotics Anonymous attendees (Shout out to my 13th Steppers, sup witchu fam), and most obviously, that asshole neighbor that is head of the homeowner's association.

An exreme display of normie-ism.

My roomate Chris is such a fucking douche. He's practically a walking campaign for normies everywhere. His mom is the president of the fucking Lion's club for fucks sake.

by JennXXX69 March 16, 2018

Walking black&mild

When you see a slim and long person who skin color is really dark and has a mild facial expression that is rather disturbing to others.

Person 1: "Why does that guy over there look so mean and dark? Friend: I dunno. He looks like a walking black&mild. Person 1: "RIP"

by #tellit how i see it July 20, 2018

Walking The Snake

Metaphor. Similie. The snake is one or several fingers (can include another person's help, toys, etc.). Your fingers explore and slither around your body, finding places to penetrate or just brush past. Let the Snake so it's thing. Pretty soon you'll have an orgasm.

*gets a text*

"Wyd?"

Walking the snake...

"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"

Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.

"Oh...?"

Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.

by Athena_17 September 12, 2018

walking wall

A walking wall is a kind of wall that changes its place in time . This type of wall is often used in kristen countries to prevent the rebellious uprising from harming others.

A: A high walking wall is placed there.
B: Good idea to prevent others.

by dick nick November 22, 2018

Walking Blackout

When you black out from alcohol consumption but still continue to function(Walk, talk, act normal) with no memory of the events after the blackout -- caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol in short span on an empty stomach or mixing alcohol with benzodiazepine based medication.

1: Man the last thing i remember is getting out of the cab at that Irish Pub
2: We went to three other bars and the movies after that. You don't remember licking the glass at the ticket booth and almost getting escorted out by security?!
1: Shit man... I guess i was having a Walking Blackout

by zerogroup November 28, 2018