Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards

UGH i hate valentines day

by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019

Valenversary

When Valentine’s Day is so close to your anniversary that you put all your love into 1 special gift on 1 special day

Happy Valenversary baby 02/15

by K1ngT¥ February 21, 2019

Valentine’s Day Baby

1. A person who was born in November, therefore conceived in February.

2. The reason why there are so many November birthdays.

Hey isn’t your birthday in November? You’re a Valentine’s Day baby, hahaha!!!

by icd0214 June 2, 2019

Valentine 2019

A chocolate cake with strawberry filling and cinnamon icing. Sharing love, loyalty. It can be a partner, best friend or sibling!

Yahya was Iman’s Valentine 2019 ( they shared a cake)

by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019

Valentina

Weird ass girl who gets A+ in all grades but PE. Has very short temper and outbursts with ease. Very cocky and swimming in hormones.

Ewww, is that Valentina

OMG it is, ewww, disgusting

by Carpet buster April 27, 2019

Valeswag

When you hold your shift knob in your vehicle with 2 fingers as if it was a cigarette.(automatic and manual)

Yo why are you driving like that?
....HAHAHAH its called Valeswag you Buttmunch!

by Weswoo August 10, 2019

Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!

John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"

by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019