gargantuan vagina

Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

face vagina

Term for a woman's mouth

I stuck it in her damn face vagina

by SpecialSauceRemix February 23, 2011

vaginal computer

when FABWAMBA men go on the computer to look at female vaginal areas.

OR

A robots vagina.

roy: I saw some great vaginal computers last night!

max: Wow d00d yous a fag!

by reptar! February 29, 2008

vagina vroomer

someone who sucks hairy vaginas

"woah when i ate her out i felt like a vagina vroomer"

by jordana Glassman June 16, 2008

vagina fizzled

when a girl is being diffcult or a bitch

Man, that girl accountant was vagina fizzled because i asked for a pen.

by Befford February 27, 2009

Vaginal Bookmark

Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.

Dave - "Hey, lets go grab a smoke."
Shua - "Daryl! Get your vaginal bookmark to save our table!"

by Shuasage June 16, 2010

Vaginal Unit

Colloquial term of a usually possessive nature indicating a female with whom one is either emotionally or physically intimate. Usually refers to a wife or girlfriend, although it can be extended to a fuck buddy, or even a platonic relationship, of close enough. This is similar to the informal use of the word "bitch" among girlfriends, but applicable to male usage.

Clair and I aren't dating, but she's just about the coolest vaginal unit I've met since college, you should totally meet her!

by Chigouderen December 23, 2010