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vagina rider

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Man whore; a guy who sleeps around with a lot of girls.
"That guy is such a vagina rider."-Girl #1
"I know, he slept with my mom and my best friend on the same day."-Girl #2
by oreokorspesplash September 12, 2010
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The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.
"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"

"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.
by AKADarkie March 8, 2011
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Vagina Louvre

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The small inverted triangle that light sometimes shines through when fit women wear spandex pants(yoga pants)

Also known as the Cameltoe Valley
That skinny dime over there with the vagina louvre really needs to wear yoga pants more often.

That vagina louvre gave me a boner
by McNugget1654 March 4, 2012
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slang term used to describe tampon

or used to describe a guy who gets a lot of women
Julie - "can you pass me a tampon hunny?"

Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."

John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."

Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."
by jmd1993 May 18, 2013
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vagina table

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1. When people gather around a vagina
2. A table shaped like a vagina
1. Did you hear about Mary Clare? She's upstairs being a vagina table for all those guys.
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay
by hotstuffxoxox February 10, 2014
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Vagina hopping

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When one man is so thirsty he hops from one puss to the next instantaneously.
"Yo did you hook up with 5 girls last night?"
"Yeah"
"How did you do it"
"I am a master at the art of vagina hopping"
"Mad respect bro"
by Sexual Tiger April 30, 2014
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vagina badge

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when one does something exceptionally feminine i.e. freak out when they break a nail, cry at movies, etc
"congratz bro, you just earned your vagina badge!"
by -shawn May 23, 2014
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