ur cat a twat

Like ur aunt a croissant but very worse

Every time this is said, a cat and their owner dies.

Kaila: May I ask you something
Lila: Yeah sure
Kaila: ur cat a twat
*Lila dies, Kaila kills a cat and his owner*

by LPSfarcry10thousand December 30, 2018

Ur nephew a jew

Way worse than “ur mom gay, ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian, ur uncy funky, ur sister mister, ur pap a trap and ur brother mother all combined

Ron: ur dad lesbian
Preston: no u
Ron: ur nephew a jew
Preston: *loads gun and proceeds to the bathroom*

by vseasons May 13, 2018

suck ur nan

this means to politely go and suck you grandma.

Person 1: Suck ur nan
Person 2: Oi what you say?

by bundaeater123 April 17, 2022

Ur species diabetes

All other Ur insults including ur family tree LGBT are infinitely inferior to this. This is the threshold of insults and saying it will cause chaos so extreme that words cannot explain it.
Warning: DO NOT USE THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

*In a VERY VERY VERY heated argument
James: You're mom gay
Rob: No u (James dies)
James: Ur dad lesbian (Rob gets pulled into the afterlife with James)
Rob: Ur granny tranny (James explodes and dies even though hes already dead)
James: Ur sister mister (Entire 3rd dimension ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur pappy trappy (Time stops existing and the big bang repeats for an infinite number of times)
James: Ur family tree LGBT (All parallel universes going up to the eleventh dimension become super massive black holes, the dimension barrier breaks, and all the black holes simultaneously swallow each other simultaneously as time already ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur species diabetes (Time becomes a black hole that loops back to itself transferring all the information of the exploding universe into itself causing the infinite multiplication of time. Nothing ever existed so therefore the argument never existed. This results in a paradox of the universe creating infinite to the infinite power of parallel universes that have infinite dimensions all colliding and exploding at the same time creating an endless number of more universes.)
Rob: I fucked up

by Irrationalcloset23 May 16, 2018

ur aunt a cunt

The worst insult of all. Way worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp a tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother combined. It even beats the famous No U. Only use in the most drastic situation. (Instantly transforms you into a god when said)

Jerry: ur mom gay
Jason: ur dad lesbian

Jerry: ur granny tranny
Jason: ur gramp a tramp
Jerry: no u
Jason: you leave me no choice I now call the words of gods that will annihilate you
Jerry: do hoe you won’t

Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Jerry: *dies of AIDS, HIV, and Cancer combined*

by Jsmahser May 25, 2018

Ur Mhum Gei

A child friendly username for child friendly games like roblox

Hey whats your username:Ur Mhum Gei
NO WAY

by Stupid Pertti February 7, 2019

ur bird a fish

Only been used three times . It is what caused Hiroshima and the creation of god. when used, the fabric reality is shifted one dimension the the right on a thirty degree angle. when JFK was assassinated, it was the result of this phrase

MLK JR assassin: ur bird a fish
MLK JR : dies*
at the same time, the fabric of reality is changed and mark zucc is changed from a robot to a lizzard

by Thethe speaker of truth May 25, 2018