Urban Dictionary

The words most gay app ever. PS if you use this app you are gay asf.

Person 1 : Yooo dog i love this website Urban Dictionary.
Person 2 : Your gay dog.

by gay goomba May 16, 2023

Urban Dictionary

the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked

what does blow job mean *le looks up on Urban Dictionary* Thanks Urban Dictionary for being that sister I never had

by JBs ex bf April 25, 2013

Urban Dictionary

i am a website that you shouldnt trust when you are searching for the meaning of a word. I once said the to be 'Natsukied' is to be beaten by your dad and also anyone can upload something! Have a nice day! :)

Teacher: Alright Children who know what 'Do you know da dae means?
Timmy: It means to spit on da Queen!
Teacher: Where did you get that from Timmy?
Timmy:Urban Dictionary!
Teacher: Why did i choose this job...

by I am a MadLad. April 4, 2019

Urban Dictionary

It is this website where it was a good site until 2005 the definitions were about p0rn and s3x. WHY URBAN DICTIONARY WHY

Example 1-Y/N:*looks up muffin*
Urban Dictionary:A girls vagina
Y/N:I first thought it was a food
Example 2-In 2003: A watermelon is a fruit blah blah blah...
Now: A watermelon is a term for cum

by IShipSkephalo August 29, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The website you are on now, which is mainly for general slang, both online and offline, yet always has some sort of second-made up erotic definition by some 14-year-old.

Random faggot Kid:Urban Dictionary: When you grab a dictionary and shove it up your ass.#YOLOGUCCINIGGASWAG

by wasdqe March 19, 2013

Urban Dictionary

The gayest website I’ve ever stumbled upon. Bill Clinton uses it. End of story.

Irrelevant Person 1: Hey man, I heard about this cool website called “Urban Dictionary?”
Irrelevant Person 2: Yea man same, I just heard about it yesterday
Satan: Yes, yes, it’s very good. My good, good friend Bill uses it and he’s been very successful. Everyone loves him now!

by Hax hax hax hax hax... umadbro September 24, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A place where those hoping to get their words defined get shunned and turned away because they are not relating to toilet humor. A place where those hoping to get their words defined have to go through a committee of people who rule with an iron fist, not unlike the Third Reich of Germany.

Urban Dictionary used to be fun, like making movies, but the people who run it nowadays are the same type of bloodthirsty, parasitic people who take pride in shoveling their own personal misfortunes out on others via the internet.

by RV There Yet September 4, 2014