Twitterized

The act of being proficient in the language of Twitter. Some people have achieved this, some have not, and some will never want to achieve this because they only like facebook.

Wesmosh is slowly becoming proficient in the #language of @twitter. Afick is not even close to becoming "Twitterized" at this moment in time.

by aficker April 30, 2011

Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.

"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.

by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010

Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011

Twitter

The bit of skin between a womans twat and her shitter

I'd lick her twitter.

by tomkak99 October 23, 2010

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

easier twitter

More readily variable verifiable facts and figures as well as even figurines

Easier twitter allows for ease of navigation confirmation.

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

twitter fornication

Twitter fornication is when Tweeps star each other’s Tweets simultaneously.

Twitter Fornication is when a Tweep stars your Tweet so you star fuck them right back, the starring evolves into a star-fucking that leads to Twitter orgasm.

by Tomaso420 January 11, 2014