Airport Triage

The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.

Hey we got real emergencies here, can the Airport Triage stuff wait for their care?

by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023

Road Trigger

A person who uses their horn to bring attention to another driver that they are demonstrating unsafe maneuvers while operating their vehicle.

On the way to work I avoided an accident by performing road triggers to other drivers not paying attention.

by Funsizer July 21, 2024

Revenge Trigger

The type of person who will always be upset with you even if you are nice to them.

" Donny has a revenge trigger. I was nice to him all day and when I said no to him he immediately went behind my back and started talking shit about me to the manager."

by Excited Bike December 26, 2023

gold trigger

its a trigger that's gold. the hell are you expecting...

roblox girlfriend: how are gold triggers made?
Me: so, about that, they're not made of gold, we just paint the trigger of the gun to make the trigger look gold

by Cannonball9000 December 2, 2023

Waffle Trudge

“It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain”

Gavin: How was your night last night bro?
Jake: it kinda sucked. Spent all night doing the waffle trudge.

by Adamr86 February 16, 2024

waffle trudge

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain

G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.

by Adamr86 February 19, 2024

Ultra Triggered

Transends the emotion of anger, creates irrational and delusional images of murder and/or homoside.

Adam tells his friend that he wants to marry a Stripper whose name is Heather. His friend proceeds' to be ultra triggered by just the words spoken.

by Marco100 February 22, 2024