she toast bud

When something is completely fucked/broken/or any other fucked up way

You look at a board from Home Depot…she toast bud.

by Dominicitah May 8, 2023

cinnamon toast turntables

a group chat on discord that does weird shit

hey dude i went on cinnamon toast turntables today. Now I can't go escape. Help....

by Luckie 559 February 27, 2021

2 dollar toast

When you're rubbing your genitalia on your man's face and he says, "Mmm, tuna on toast," but you mistakenly hear, " Mmm, 2 dollar toast," and get all crazy and google the definition on Urban Dictionary because you swear it means something nasty but you find nothing so you make up your own definition.

"Mmm, let me get a slice of that 2 dollar toast."

by 2 Dollar Toast Definer January 7, 2017

toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009

loaded piece of toast

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.

"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.

by t_ray March 8, 2021

get roasted and toasted

When someone gets roasted really bad cuz they’re losers

“ur ugly” “OHHHHH GET ROASTED AND TOASTED”

by Kairi is awesome January 27, 2021

fuckin french toast

something that is eaten when drunk.

Let's get some "Fuckin French Toast"

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006