shovel fighting team

A team which consists of ugly women who compete against teams of other ugly women in the sport of shovel fighting. Ugly facial features, missing teeth, facial hair, a manly voice as well as other manly features are common physical traits of shovel-fighters.

Chris- "Man, I met this girl on one of those online dating sites and she looked nothing like her pictures."

John- "Was she really ugly??"

Chris- "Dude, she looked like she was captain of the Russian shovel fighting team!"

by bigcatspecial May 28, 2010

Komodo Dragon Fighting

A fighting ritual, often utilized by drunk fraternity members, in which the chest is puffed out and placed on the chest of an opponent while using verbal abuse and head/shoulder movement to intimidate their foe. Rarely results in an actual fight. The act is very similar to the way Komodo Dragons settle territory or mating disputes.

John: "I heard there was a bit of a row last night behind the quad."

Thomas: "Yeah, but it was just a couple of bro's with tribal art tattoos Komodo Dragon fighting."

by Woodrodius October 7, 2008

russian slap fight

An absolute beatdown session.

-A line is drawn in dirt

-Right foot of both men is placed on the line

-The men interlock hands over the line

-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin

-They begin by slapping each other in the face

-Note: As hard as possible

-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.

-Best two out of three is the winner

Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.

by Hugh Jass 2 December 14, 2010

Fight the Ass-Dragon

The act of taking a shit that causes significant burning around one's anus, especially after one has eaten really spicy food.

The shit burns as though there is a Dragon in your ass trying to get out, and the valiant Sir Porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your Ass from being ravaged by the flame of the Dragon.

"Holy shit dude, I had to fight the ass-dragon all morning after eating those Habanero Peppers!"

"Mmm. Spicy Thai Food." *Four hours later..* "Dear lord! Fetch my shield and sword! I have to fight the ass-dragon!"

by Ryan R L April 27, 2008

Monkey Shit Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!

by JSP123 January 22, 2009

Fighting Young Brains

Oregon Ducks. Abbreviated to FYB's this term refers to University of Oregon (Ducks) Mens athletic teams. It originated when a female freshman at the school returned home to Los Angeles in the mid 2000's with an itch for performing fellatio on her athletic cohorts. Brain is slang for fellatio.

I just put $500 on the Fighting Young Brains.
Last night Bryce Taylor and Aaron Brooks domed me up! I love the FYBs

by Jake Pounder September 22, 2018

hood fighting community

The hood fighting community ranges from 12-25-year-olds who sit on their laptop or 2 mount monitor setup and play a pixel game all day. In the discord chat, they talk about how people kill themselves and about femboys. More than 67% of them say they aren't gay but we all know they are. There are real women in the hood fighting community, it's just you've never talked to a woman before so you wouldn't know how it feels or is.

Girl: I'm apart of the hood fighting community.
Man: Thats not true, women do not exist in the hood fighting community.

by wsgaudrey February 15, 2021