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tits on a rooster

1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.

2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.

So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.

She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
by old lang guy October 29, 2006
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Tits on wheels

Anything that is as amazing as mobile tits; Wicked awesomeness. Also abbreviated as TOW.
Dude, that girl gave pussy to both Kyle AND Jon?! That's pretty tits on wheels!
by Titsonwheels January 18, 2009
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Low tits

A girl that wears her tits low. Her shirt is low and her tits show, but no nip. Just low tits iight.
Guy 1:Hey look at that girl.
Guy 2: She got low tits.
Guy 1: Niiiice
by kuku321 April 4, 2011
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tetsu

First of 3 lead singers of Malice Mizer. WILD voice.
tetsu's voice is an acquired taste
by tan October 3, 2004
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turkish tits

Biggest tits all over the world. You will agree with me if you meet any turkish girl.
That girl has really big tits! Why?
She got the Turkish tits.
by mad69 July 11, 2011
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Tits McGee

What you call a girl (or boy) with big boobs.
"Hey Tits McGee, how can you see over them mountains?!"
by KtKrimz July 1, 2008
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wink tits

one nipple is an inny and the other is an outy.
by Bryan Aceves is gay February 22, 2005
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