Tear Jerker

A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.

This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".

A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!

Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.

Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.

by joey x September 18, 2008

tear that ass up

To beat someone up or come at them in a angry manner

Dude's actin a fool ima tear that ass up he keep tryin me!

by CheifWhyteBooty September 4, 2018

Tears

Emos cum,cream,jizz and pimp juice

Tears taste like emos jizz

by Justin Uranus December 6, 2006

Man Tear

When you feel the need to cry, but being a man, one "man tear" falls down your left cheek.

Look on Brayden's left cheek, is that a man tear?

by Imofwg May 10, 2016

boy tears

Tears concerning a male under 18, mainly comprised of H20 and salts.

"Austin is going to cry boy tears when he sees this definition"

by Rarest pepe April 10, 2015

Tearjerker

it is when you are about to nut, but hold it in and endure the pain.

"I was jerking off last night and I tried the tearjerker, boy did that hurt."

by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017

teary

When you're forcing someone to sexual intercourse and make them cry.

He forced himself upon her and made her teary.

by Teary Dantte May 26, 2018