ThunderButtons

When women who have buttcheeks that are larger than melons , this is the sound that is heard when their fat-butted pants hit their chairs

When she sat i heard nothing but ThunderButtons !!!!!!

She had the loudest ThunderButtons in 3 trailer parks!!!!!!

by pheonix222 May 20, 2010

Thunder Stealer

An individual who takes joy in being the first to break big news. He or she rushes with lightening speed to contact all of your friends and family before you get a chance to.

Victim: So I got that promotion! I'm so stoked!
Friend: Yeah I heard, Bob called and told me. Congrats.
Victim: But I just found out like 10 minutes ago! He's such a thunder stealer!

by LS21 July 15, 2011

thunder nips

A guy who has enormous nipples.

girl 1: HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUYS THUNDER NIPS?
girl 2: YES! THERE HUGE!!

by GMAC188775 December 5, 2011

Thunderclapping

An oral sex act that involves cunnilingus whilst being slapped repeatedly by her thighs.

Hey man have you tried Thunderclapping? Me and my girl tried it, I went deaf!

by MilkyBarKid15 February 14, 2015

Thundercat

A woman that has passed the status of gold digger with no survival skills to make it on her own as a cougar.

A woman that attempts to turn a one-night stand into a lifetime commitment.

A ho trying to be a housewife.

Too much drinking, partying, and sex, at an early age causing a woman to age aggressively is a tell-tale sign.

A Cougar will buy you a drink; a Thundercat can't buy herself the time of day.

"Dude, if he takes that Thudercat home, she'll never leave."

by Kromen January 5, 2010

thunder asian

A muscular, hilarious, or other wise beastly asian. They play football. They are on Ninja Warrior. They do their own versions of american punk songs.

Bruce Lee was a Thunder asian.

by Nick11232 November 7, 2007

Thunder Muffin

The fat roll around a "VERY" large waisted woman's stomach.

I was at this buffet the other night and this fat chick turned around too fast and hit me with her thunder muffin.

by Thunder Malone, Otis Adams July 29, 2012