Pee-tube

What used to be a penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year and only used for peeing and the occasional masturbation session. First step to using viagra.

You have a pee-tube, that’s got to suck.

by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018

Tube o' Lube

A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.

*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!

by mr.cj-peakok January 7, 2019

Tube Games

This is a collection of pokecord like games for discord and YouTube of a variety of games. There are currently about 30.

Dude do you play tube games? Yea they’re the greatest

by TheAnonymousGameGuy October 20, 2020

'tube

As in the ‘tube. It refers to YouTube in a lame way.

I’ll do my research on the 'tube!

by Bestof1990 May 11, 2021

Bentley Tube

A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.

John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.

by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024

Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute

I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube

by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018

Stupid tube

The epitome of being stupid. So stupid they need to be placed in a tube and sent away.

Listen up you stupid tube.

by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022