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The Balled Bald System

The Balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad
The Balled Bald systems works as follows A sunny day is Balled, a rainy day is bald.
by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022
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c&p system

Even scammers have a c&p system.
by Murkymotley January 24, 2023
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Plagiarized information synthesis system

The correct name for what is sometimes called AI
You "Did you see that google released a new Plagiarized information synthesis system ?"

"Wow. Does this PISS remove copyright from its training data even quicker than the previous PISS?"
by moose_mousse March 4, 2025
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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
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THE SYSTEM

Something you can trust, the system will keep you safe, out of trouble and will help you through any problem, the system will set you free.
The System: Repeat after me ”The System will set me free”
You: The System will set me free
by The Hattman November 4, 2020
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system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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A exploit that could be used to do something a company doesn't like but didn't impact system stability has been fixed.
"General System Stability Improvements"
-Nintendo after locking Custom Firmware users out of their consoles
by NerdyBoyo November 17, 2020
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