Michael Phelps

He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.

you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!

by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2009

Michael Myers

A misunderstood middle aged man who only wanted a hug. He is missassuced of being a psycho-path when all he wanted to do was kill his family who did him wrong, and or tried to hurt him. He doesn't hurt Tommy Doyle, and multiple other people throughout his various scenes on screen. He only kills who's in his way. Also my future husband cause he's a sexy son of a bitch, so back the fuck off.

I only wanted a hug Loomis, I swear. michael myers halloween

by Mrs Myers December 29, 2015

Michael Jacksonitis

The craving to always be watching, listening, or dancing Michael Jackson.

I think I have Michael Jacksonitis... I can't stop watching his sexy hips or listening to his angelic voice.

by Swaggy102 April 22, 2015

the michael jones

A drink were you eat 12 lava cakes then give a friend a dirty Sanchez with the chocolate and then chase it with everclear

Right after he took the Michael Jones he threw up for hours

by zon72 November 2, 2013

Michael kalinoski

A hot young sexy boy with the fattest juicy ass you will ever see. He is very smart and hard to trick. His sense of humor is good but the way he takes jokes isn’t. A Michael kalinoski is a boy you want to cuddle with. He is by far the hottest thing imaginable

“Hey do you know Michael kalinoski?”

- “Yea and he’s fuckin hot”

by The Poopdoctor September 11, 2019

The Michael Phenomenon

A strange occurrence whereby a number of factors lead to an individual not ever being friend-zoned. The individual is always single and likely not looking for anyone, but is unable to create a friend-zone. They are always very good looking and good around members of the opposite gender.

"No one seems to just want to be friends with me. I just don't get it."
"Are you looking for anyone?"
"No, not really."
"I think you are experiencing the Michael Phenomenon."

by StrangeManInATux101 May 19, 2014

Michael Handzo

Michael Handzo is a 5-4, 110-pound Point Guard from Elmwood Park, NJ.
Future NBA Player
Class of 2022
All-around Player
His twin brother (Dylan Handzo) is a humongous 3pt shooter.
Comparison: Steve Nash
Elite Passer
Handzo is a flashy dribbler
Handzo possesses solid quickness and is a fairly complete player to be so young.

Who is Michael Handzo?
Just a small point guard from a small town and the the next big thing.

by Drizzyouknowme March 11, 2019