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Wagon wheel

Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events
Oh shit, I see lightning! Everyone wagon wheel formation stat!
by Dutch33 July 15, 2022
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Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.
Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!
by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017
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Diamond Wagon

Famous youtuber
Nice guy
Not playboy
Has crazy friends
Omg is that diamond wagon?
by Diamond Wagon November 29, 2019
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Draggin Wagon

Large Tow Truck. The really big on that tows Big Rigs. Also referring to the vehicle used by the Military to haul Main Battle Tanks on flatbed trailers, which is where the term originated.
It’s gonna take a Draggin Wagon to get that guy out of here.
by VegasJD March 12, 2019
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Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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cheese wagon

You ride the cheese wagon to school?! Don't you have your own car?
by Danny Boyz March 9, 2016
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Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.
Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!
by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022
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