A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

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San Francisco Stand Off

Where two people have a game of tug of war using their ass and some anal beads. First to get it ripped out loses (recommended to use the bathroom beforehand unless that's your thing)

"Jeez babe, my ass is so sore from that game of San Francisco Stand Off earlier"

by Vvespidae May 1, 2025

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68 Stand

A 68 Stand is where a guy stands up and receives oral and he owes her one. It's like a 69 but one less...and performed on him while he's standing.

Sonia got arrested for giving Rich a 68 Stand while he was in line at the atm.

by Antonius Magnus December 12, 2018

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I see where I stand

Knowing your place in other lives and their priorities.

*Friend groups excluded her*
Girl: “wow I see where I stand”

by Lovinn Machine April 10, 2022

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Hop on Stand Game

this is just literally telling you to get onto a roblox jojo game made by a female trans person.

1: yo, wanna hop on stand game?
2: what the hell is a stand game?
1: it's just another copy of AUU (An Unoriginal Universe) but literally by the original owner. (no there's literally no sex jokes to add to this unless you've got some yourself.)
2: again? well thankfully its by the original owner so let's get on then!

by woofythefemboy August 4, 2022

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