Owen

A good friend but a crackhead at heart, calls everyone a methead, and plays video games. He never listens to you and his opinions are his to keep.

Aghh, Owen is such a shlong, he just never listens to my opinions and he's called me a methead twice tonight. I'm gonna go suck him off.

by Endless Pit June 5, 2020

Owen popoff

A bytch boi. Period.

Guy 1: Wow that guys a bytch boi
Guy 2: damn he must be Owen popoff

by everette_p_05 November 2, 2019

Candace Owens

An internalized racist coon who likes to make other people think that shes smart by talking to highly uneducated and unintelligent liberals to try to push the trope that conservatives are smarter than liberals.

person 1: hey that guy is pretty smart
person 2: are you dumb he's just being a Candace Owens

by ni hoa September 16, 2024

owen lapsley

Literally the fourth great pumpkin.

"We're the great pumpkin"

"Who's gonna be the fourth great pumpkin?"
"Fuck it, Owen Lapsley is the fourth great pumpkin"

by rosaliecullensgf June 19, 2024

owen

owen likes highschooldxd and any erotic anime

he also likes to talk about how he is a homosexual

he is also hot

wow look at him his name is probably owen hes so hot

by glorpizoid February 6, 2022

OWEN

Owen is a bear

Owen is so hairy and sexy and hot

by ihavemadeasevereandcontinuousl July 2, 2025

Owen

This boy has tripple layer cake and it jiggles like jello, you’ll never see a more caked up dude. an ass so prestigious even the gods fear such mass such power in one rear.

“Damn owen got an ass so phat it has its own gravitational pull.”

by Owens-ass-fanclub December 3, 2021