prostitue couch

A couch you pay to sit on every time you need to just like a prostitue

My legs hurt can i barrow 20 bucks for the prostitue couch

by Sketchy sketch123 December 30, 2020

Couch

The best. Very loud. Super extravagant

I just got this weed from ol boy. Shit couch than a mothafucka

by Bdawg19112 June 21, 2021

Couch Pussy

The space between two cushions on a couch.

Bro my girl was being a prude the other night so I had to settle for that couch pussy.

by RNDRPS November 24, 2017

couch rotter

A couch rotter is one whos anus is inexplicable attracted to the seat of our couch. only to be removed for the brief longing of treats, snack,s or excretion. sleep is usually on the couch. scientists have hypothesized that the attraction of the anus to the sofa is due to: lack of funds, marijuana in conjunction with television, technically any activity, however most couchrotters have shown little to no motivation for accomplishments outside their arm reach.

person 1: hey person 2, want to do literally anything in the whole world you could ever imagine ever?
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.

by yonyinn November 25, 2013

Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

Couch Callin

Used when someones saying they need to get home to sit on their couch and watch their shows. Basically saying “I need some me time”

Chaz: you trying to hit this party tonight?

Mike: nahh man the couch callin

Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch

by Merle27 February 25, 2019

Couch Quake

the movements or rumbles one feels on the opposite side of the couch during a nestled flatulance.

She said "EWW, don't get up, I felt that couch quake all the way over here !"

by Big Brada November 29, 2012