1. To scoot ones ass across a surface.
2. The action of a dog scooting its derrier across the floor, potentially leaving a foul smell and sometimes a trace of god only knows.
3. A device used to clean your big Aunt Pearl.
4. An excessively hairy ass that could be re-named Bob Marley
2. The action of a dog scooting its derrier across the floor, potentially leaving a foul smell and sometimes a trace of god only knows.
3. A device used to clean your big Aunt Pearl.
4. An excessively hairy ass that could be re-named Bob Marley
1,2. That dog just ass-mopped my carpet!
3. Go and ass-mop your Aunt Pearl, Jimmy!
4. SUSIE: "So how was last night with that frat hottie?"
DAISY SUE: "Well, I woke up, turned my head and saw the biggest ass-mop of my life!"
SUSIE: "You shoulda busted out those scissors Daisy Sue!"
3. Go and ass-mop your Aunt Pearl, Jimmy!
4. SUSIE: "So how was last night with that frat hottie?"
DAISY SUE: "Well, I woke up, turned my head and saw the biggest ass-mop of my life!"
SUSIE: "You shoulda busted out those scissors Daisy Sue!"
by TWOW January 20, 2009
Get the ass-mopmug. Hey Jimmy, did you score any ass last night?
Yeah dude, I scored a girl with an extreme dimple ass last night. It was unreal.
Yeah dude, I scored a girl with an extreme dimple ass last night. It was unreal.
by californiaberrr October 21, 2013
Get the dimple assmug. by charlie brooks July 5, 2007
Get the ass ravagermug. A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.
Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.
by DutchRub February 20, 2010
Get the ass factmug. Ass sweat that forms in the crack and trickles down to the taint. Has a distinct assy/vinegary funk.
Rachel said she just could rim me last night. Said the ass broth was more than she could handle. Guess I should have showered first.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Get the Ass Brothmug. a comment on a bands myspace which just has a girl either-
1.tapping their ass
2.a picture of boobs
3.or other explicit images
soley for the purpose of getting somebody to look at their profile for more nudity. ass comments are aimed at pathetic teenagers and older men.
1.tapping their ass
2.a picture of boobs
3.or other explicit images
soley for the purpose of getting somebody to look at their profile for more nudity. ass comments are aimed at pathetic teenagers and older men.
stuart- dude have u seen hollywood undeads profile on myspace?
dylan- yea! half their comments are ass comments!
Source: its stuart, tucson
dylan- yea! half their comments are ass comments!
Source: its stuart, tucson
by its stuart February 14, 2008
Get the ass commentmug. by Jk the Bull June 6, 2017
Get the team assmug.