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Team Michael

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") This term refers to the workplace, may refer to someone who is:
A. A subordinate or B. Someone looking for promotion whose bosses are not looking at promoting

Both are members of this group!
I don't think my bosses will ever promote me, as long as I'm working here I'm on Team Michael.
by foodboy96 July 18, 2020
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Cup team

A mediocre team who are considered so shit by others that they never challenge for the league or mayor European trophies. They focus on the smaller cups as they only have to win 5-6 games to claim the trophy relying on luck and often playing against bigger teams 2nd string.
Cup team = facking pub team

Cannot handle 38 games, facking cup team shithouses

Facking ell bruv, Arsenal’s such a fucking cup team

I wouldn’t worry they’re such a fucking cup team, they’ll shit their pants if they’re top 4 at Christmas

Wenger loves a good cup team

Hate them cup team cunts
by Big_Terry88 October 3, 2020
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Team length

When a person who is very lengthy and\or really good at something
James crossed the every living fuck out of Matthew and then slam cammed on Jacob and shouted "Team length" to prove his superiority .
by Cuckatron October 1, 2017
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Team Tiny

Is a gang of men (Team) which was created for protection, support and awareness of suffers of a Penis length deficiency (i.e. Micropenis).
Jay and Albert have little willy and are proud of it because they are members of Team Tiny.
by TinyTeam March 27, 2017
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team pink

A slang word for gay males.
Josh , Andrew, and Michael are all playing for team pink.
by Dougedatamazingdog February 25, 2018
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team scumbag

Also known as “scumbags”a group or crew that look out and take care of one another. Mess with one you mess with all of them. They consider each other family. They don’t give a fuck about what other people think of them. Committed members have their logo tattooed. Common actions and interests are: racing , demolition derby‘s ,fast cars ,jacked up trucks , Mudding, Motorcycles, family quads ,tattoos ,fishing ,firearms hunting ,bars , parties ,drinking ,foul language ,putting each other through hell ,loyalty , and respect
to become a scumbag you have to know a scumbag And be voted upon

Not to be associated or confused with any other team scumbag or scumbags

Commonly seen with a skull and two crossed baseball bats on apparel
By order of the court a summons of team scumbag for the following offenses

• running a chop shop

• Indecent exposure
• public drunkenness

Aggravated assault
• destruction of private property

disturbing the peace

• Trespassing
• Assault with a deadly weapon
•. Breaking and entering
• Resisting arrest
• Grandtheft auto
• Arson

• Manufacturing and possessing machine guns
• Grandtheft
• Driving under the influence
• bribing a police officer

• assualt on a police officer

• Manufacturing and possessing explosives

• Reckless endangerment

• Public urination
• drinking , partying ,Offending everyone, smashing cars hitting bars and having one goddamn good fucking time ... most likely at your expense TEAM SCUMBAG!!!
by Granny’s flesh light May 11, 2018
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Turnup team

The people you go to parties with but don't associate with regularly enough to call them friends. Usually used in the younger teen groups.
Hey me and the turnup team are going out tonight wanna come?
by BeautyBabe_bbyGurl June 11, 2016
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