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Throat-tubes

Singing mechanism in the human body
Ayy gurl u got great throat-tubes
by kittypowers November 14, 2017
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Tube Challenge

The World Record for visiting all London Underground stations in the shortest time.
Carlos participated in the Tube Challenge.
Osama just beat the Tube Challenge again.
by mullardo December 8, 2009
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'tube

As in the ‘tube. It refers to YouTube in a lame way.
I’ll do my research on the 'tube!
by Bestof1990 May 11, 2021
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wipe tubing

The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.

"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017
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kawasaki tube top

(noun and or verb)

noun: A “Kawasaki Tube Top” is commonly defined as an irresistible simp who’s willing to do anything to get their knuckles pounded by passerby’s.

verb: When a man stretches his fishing gaiter out over his shoulders and crawls through it, only allowing the overextended fabric to cover his exposed nipples.
Noun: Hey babe, let’s stay on this side of the street..i don’t want us getting too close to that Kawasaki Tube Top.

Verb: I didn’t think Terry was going to be able to do it..but through sheer will power and drunken commitment, he was able to kawasaki tube top himself.
by JayBoogie714 March 9, 2021
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Jolokian tubes

Its a form of birth control to which you jam a bunch of jolikia ghost peppers up into some chicks uturus To burn out any kids you left behind. If this is done to a casual sexual partner and you cut off contact after said joloking you are said to have “Jolikia ghost peckered” her.
Tiffany kept getting knocked up so I hit her with the ole Jolokian tubes and ghost peckered her.
by TheeWaterboy September 28, 2020
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Bentley Tube

A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.
John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.
by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024
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