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titties

"She has titties -- they look like tits, only smaller."
by croz2 April 16, 2005
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marble titties

When nipples are so erect they acquire the shape of common household marbles, furthermore rolling off the body and occasionally down the street.
Matt- hey linds, you sure you're okay?
Linds- yes, why?
Matt- because i think your nipples were just bouncing down the street making shrill banshee like sounds
Linds- oh, now that you mention it, i have no areolas
Matt- go catch your marble titties this instant!
by erect nips February 24, 2009
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anal titties

When two lesbians are engaged in sexual intercourse while using chocolate sauce, they get 2 plates filled with chocolate sauce, one for each ass cheek and dip each one in a plate causing their ass cheeks to look like a pair of big titties!!!
Lesbian #1 "Becky go get the plates and sauce so we can give each other anal titties and then lick them off!!"
Lesbian #2 (Becky) "one second dear! i can't wait!!!"
by TheLesbianLover69 May 22, 2009
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bounce titties

"yo me and dan gonna bounce titties later"
by Anonymous October 30, 2003
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Lighting Titties Up

lahy-ting tit-ees uhp -verb

A total eclipse of one's manhood in such a way as to cause the spontaneous combustion of one's titties.
Matt: "Lambda Tau Upsilon just dominated me and the rest of Mees at life."

Winston: "I do believe that you just got your titties lit up by the excellent male specimens of Scharpenberg 4. In fact, I think they will continue lighting titties up for all eternity."
by Hero523 January 19, 2009
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titties

Someone of extreme ignorance. Whose only thing their known for is derogatory towards them.
Christal has a wealth of titties.
by Tinkerbell6556 November 1, 2007
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