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book of Thomas

Why would you even mention such a book of Thomas?
by AndreWoh January 14, 2008
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Fred Thomas

The worst CB in New Orleans Saints history. Pessimist Pete Frequently called him a jackass bo.
Elvis Garbac threw for 8 TDs, all on Fred Thomas.
by Pessimist Pete January 28, 2009
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Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.
P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!
by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014
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As Lost as Thomas

When you miss several weeks of class because of some illness/ you're just dumb and can't follow the material learned in class
Ben: How's that Biology class?
Gabe: Oh man I can't seem to get it, I'm As Lost As thomas
by funner98 December 9, 2016
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Josh Thomas

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, mein fuhr, it's time.
It's time, mein fuhr (aight, mein fuhr, begin).
Straight out the sad dungeons of rap.

The death drops deep as does my gas.
I never die, 'cause to die is the distant cousin of mass.
Beyond the walls of abbuse, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Belzec state of mind.

Hope the mass got some class.
My pass don't like no dirty grass.
Run up to the ass and get the glass.

In a Belzec state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The painfull death?
You complain about gas.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the shibboleth.

I'm rappin' to the suffering,
And I'm gonna move your buffering.

Alone, hate, BEANS, like an ash
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a rash.

I can't take the gas, can't take the pain.
I woulda tried to please I guess I got no plane.

I'm rappin' to the buffering,
And I'm gonna move your suffering.

Yea, yaz, in a Belzec state of mind.

When I was young my distant cousin had a shibboleth.
I waz kicked out without no breath.
I never thought I'd see that meth.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my distant cousin's seth.

A soft owo orphans is quite the endorphins.

Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).
poor Josh Thomas he lost his family
by epicgamergang June 24, 2019
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Thomas Morahan

You know who made this it’s obviously Thomas Morahan
Thomas Morahan is such a cutie said this girl who’s name begins with a B and I swear on dead babies this is true
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Thomas Belenger

A Thomas Belenger is someone that has craters in there head. He denies having a perm dispute it being true and thinks lots of girls are fit. Inside he’s a little wet napkin.
Thomas Belenger is a bit smelly
by Pavels uncle November 28, 2019
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