Craig time

Spending your personal time around an annoying retard

For fuck sake I want a weekend without Craig time !

by Yerkish March 11, 2015

Shag time

An arbitrary time at which it is the best time to meet or perform a particular activity

Nick: When are we meeting?
Laurie: Shag time

by chrisbox December 26, 2019

Time Machine

A virtual machine that is used to calculate time that advances Science exponentially.

They used a time machine to figure out the location of the nebula

by TimeDoc November 21, 2014

Nigerian Time

People who use Nigerian Time are people who usually arrive at or start an event late. Not Punctual. Late

The Event begins at 8am prompt. Please no Nigerian Time

by troublemakerofafrica September 24, 2018

Daniel Time!

When you say something and they respond with “don’t care” or “didn’t ask” for no reason

Gabe: bro that shit was so funny
Dom: on god
Daniel: don’t care didn’t ask
Daniel time!

by What you want little nigga September 1, 2021

TiVo time

The resulting effect of pausing and then resuming a live TV show using TiVo or a lesser DVR. This causes the viewer's experience to be up to 30 minutes behind the rest of the world.

"Dude, did you just see the Steelers destroy those terrible Cleveland Browns?"
"No man, I'm on TiVo time and the 4th quarter just started."

by KevvyG January 8, 2009

Cadilac Time

What some stupid retarded announcer of the Philadelphia Phillies says after a homerun.

Ryan Howard just hit a majestic shot. He watches it leave the park and its Cadilac time.

by Comowana Laya August 18, 2009