heavy porn

the main peek-of-frustration side-effect of the early-to-mid-70s lack of technology.

No wonder Dad had two abortions back in the day. A responsible drinker, at never more than a couple of beers per day, with all the pranks pulled on him from every direction, man-made problems that could have easily been solved via a SmartPhone with data, let alone yer basic flip or slider, it's not that big a surprise he reached the level of resorting to heavy porn.

by tripleFfactoryWerkor July 8, 2020

heavy eye roll

Shut up Cyndi.

If I used emojis, you would get a heavy eye roll.

by ItsTooLateForAPseudonym September 30, 2018

Heavy Jewels

Another term for blue balls

My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.

by Jones1973 December 26, 2022

heavy shoulder

a girl or guy that can be hard or annoying to deal with in a realtionship.

she's nice and all but she's a heavy shoulder

by JJkillin February 14, 2018

Heavy weapons guy

A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.

Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad

by Broman memedude March 21, 2023

Security Heavy

Obese/Big enough to "protect the whole place."

- From Cardi B's trial

Cardi B: "She's security heavy.."

Lawyer: "What does that mean?"

Cardi B: "Big enough to protect the place!"

by Dionaed September 2, 2025

heavy

Ja’Vell Streambean bingham😂😂😂😂

Dam he fat as a Ja’Vell big hungry ass boy I know his bed think he HEAVY

by Dhkdoghaornfidnam July 12, 2021