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The Church Of Elvis

The Church Of Elvis The King and The Second Sway

A facebook group; notable for it's borderline-psychotic Pastor, and for its well-documented animosity towards the Presleytarians.

Currently working on a project to reclaim the lost Elvis-ish relics of the Holy Throne and The Holy Beer Cooler...both of which were seen as The King was Kissing Vinyl in his Last Moments.
"Who the hell is that spamming all over Facebook?"
--------"It's the church of elvis nutters. again!"
by mindtheorangesmarlon February 6, 2010
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Church Jordans

A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.
It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.
by ewanders1 November 4, 2024
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church

"Dude I need a redbull I'm about to collapse"

"fine, let's go to church real quick
by ckared March 2, 2021
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church voice

We have to use our church voice in a funeral home including whispering.
by Tominator 1401. September 5, 2020
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church fundraiser

Freind: Give me £5 so i can go and get myself a drink
Me: Thats gonna work on me as much as a church fundraiser
by MarioMama September 5, 2016
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to reform The Church

(verb): to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.
a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by either G-d or the Unforgivables?

student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and to reform The Church?

professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character,
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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God Church

God in god church means God and church means a actual church so it means a church of God

This was a dumb dare God church is a stupid word Jake Paul made up
Jake Paul is dumb he put the word God church in his music video JAKE IS A DUMB ASS
by Celeste-be April 21, 2018
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