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5-to-9er

Someone who has a side business outside their 9-to-5 profession.
I have a 9-to-5 office job, so I have to work on my furniture restoration business after I get home. I guess you could call me a 5-to-9er."
by smallbusiness October 16, 2017
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Season 5

There's five seasons /
Winter

Spring

Summer

Fall

And a fifth season that's all year around - CONSTRUCTION
The whole traffic is at a standstill! Must be season 5!
by Korin1 April 27, 2017
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5 Ls

5 Ls

Flint originated high game to play with crushed water bottles & weed. Similar to horse but replace the 5 Letters with L's

*Take a hit after each L you receive, and take a shot of alcohol after 5 Ls (The 5 L reward can be switched out with a bong hit if the player prefers)

**Once you receive 5Ls players have to write on a piece of paper L and carry it with them the rest of the night. That way they wake up with an L. The last player standing walks away with a piece of paper that has a W written on it.

5 Rules to play the game:

1. You will need 1 large trash (the L zone) to play. Preferably with a plastic trash can to the waist level.

2. Players take turns shooting similar to the basketball game horse, however, they will have to shout their number of Ls as they shoot.

3. Players can only move the L zone (trash can) once they make a shot that controls the L rotation.

4. Special shot: Instead of shouting Ls, shout "special shot" to indicate that all following shooters have to do exactly what you did to make the shot (Ex. Eyes closed fadeaway shot, that bounces off the top wall into the L zone).

5. Players that take Ls can shoot shots at the actively competing players until the last two finish.
At a party
Friend 1: Yo Meek where you'd get that paper L from?
Meek Mill: Drake gave it to me while playing 5 Ls
Friend 2: Sorry to hear that bro, well you high, might as well sleep it off.
Meek Mill: Yeah but I'm going back for the W.

10 minutes later

Meek Mill: Well I took another L
Friend 1 + 2: Drake hit you with Ls Back to Back!
by platinumrexz May 25, 2017
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Agent 5

Someone who goes out of their way to hunt you down in-game because they like the thrill of the hunt.
Person 1: "Yo you wanna play some Turf Wars in Splatoon 2 now?"
Person 2: "Nah fam, Agent 5's on and he gonna clap me hard with his Dynamo."
Person 1: "Yeah, Nah. I don't wanna play against a hunter"
by ExploitedDragon April 16, 2020
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5% Rule

A person needs to be at least 5% smarter than the task at hand in order to do it.

Also another word for dumbass.
Person walking down the street and trips over nothing. I look at my buddy next to me, "Ha, 5% rule".

Someone talking to you and they tell you that they failed at doing something, my response, 5% rule. ( means you dumbass)
by Amy the red May 31, 2020
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Maroon 5

When you listen to pop music but also into necrophilia
I went on a date with this girl last night but she was into maroon 5.
by Versatilebeats September 10, 2020
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5 Quil

that guy drank a 5 Quil? Shit, no wonder he's tripping out like that
by that guy with the good idea September 5, 2012
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