Bush Surfing

The sexual act of surfing one's penis upon the frothing, wavey surf of a partner's (male/female) pubic hair.

Get your board shorts off! It's time for some Bush Surfing!

by Bush Surfer May 2, 2010

bathtub surfing

surfing naked in your bathtub

surfing in a bathtub with no clothes on is bathtub surfing

by squidjuicejr June 11, 2006

cunt munching shit surfer

someone who muches on a cunt while trying to surf in their shit filled bog

a cunt munching shit surfer? now i've seen everything!

by Robin February 6, 2005

Surfing the Web

A term used by fucking losers who have no idea what the hell the internet or computers can be used for.

"Yo g, i wuz surfing the web last night and found some tight sites on moose spread"

by numbah one amish skanksta August 26, 2006

surfer sadie

amazing girl normally really hot. surf obbsesed (not in a bad way lol) and a bit of a raver kid

surfer sadie = super raver kid

by reidys1 May 9, 2008

dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.

dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.

by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010

Sack Surfer

A hoe

That chick is a sack surfer

by qwertylkjgfdsdfghnjm,.,kjhgfds January 7, 2013