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Bergen speed

The high rate of speed in which all of your surroundings seem to remain still.
He came at me with bergen speed, there was nothing i could do!
by Andy Blacke April 30, 2008
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Shopping sPee

The sudden urge to urinate WHILE shopping with a buddy or while trying to get the key into the locked door of your home when you return from shopping so you can pee.

The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.

It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.
You get the groceries out of the car! I have to stand here for a minute...I feel a shopping spee coming on!
by Exsalad January 4, 2010
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Lorton Speedball

A combination of adderall (cocaine) and percocet (heroin). Available everywhere, but originating on the streets of 703.
Alex: Duuuuude im so psyched for tomorrow.

Colton: Why??

Alex: I told you, I'm making a lorton speedball!!

Jimmo: Faster, pussies!!!
by cwalk787 November 13, 2010
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Devil's Speedball

An alcoholic drink whose ingredients are half a shot of Bacardi 151, half a shot of an energy shooter (e.g. Monster's Hitman), and a crushed up caffeine pill. Called such because it is much more hardcore than Vodka and Redbull.
I gave my friend 4 Devil's Speedballs, and now he doesn't know if he wants to pass out or punch people in the face.
by TommyGunAngels April 18, 2009
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mack 10 speed

a unit of speed mainly used for drug dealers also known as keepin it pushin
man you were going mack 10 speed when you saw the police man :friend. thanks man i had to keep it pushin... i was not going to jail son.
by fat money $ April 24, 2009
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cookie-cutter speech

A cookie-cutter speech, is a generic speech that is not original, is generic, boring, lack of content (and sometimes of meaning) and the worst part it is not so convincing and motivational.
This generic speech usually does not cite any source but everyone known that this speech is not original.

Sometimes, a cookie-cutter speech is able to "freeze the time", converting a simple 5 minutes speech in a tedious whole hours speech.

A cookie-cutter speech is used when :
-A speaker need a rushed speech.
-The speaker does not care about the speech and just want the work done.
-The speaker does not have imagination and he want to try a "proved formula", usually copied from a Human Resource book.
-Is repetitive and tedious, most of the times used by the Head of a University speaking to the new students.
-Over abusing of a renowned speech.
Politician style:
-Vote for me and ____ (insert promise that everyone know that will be unfulfilled) is a cookie-cutter speech.
-I have a dream _____ (imitating Martin Luther King) is another is a cookie-cutter speech.

A beauty contest:
-What do you want for the future.
-I want world peace and feeding the starving African children is a clichéd is a cookie-cutter speech.
by Magallanes July 11, 2010
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yellow bellied speedball

The combination of caffeine and nicotine, usually as the sole constituents of a breakfast
"Hey man, you wanna go grab some lunch? It's 2pm and I'm just running on a yellow bellied speedball"
by Soil H. November 30, 2021
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