taladega steamer

When a nascar driver shits his britches during a race.

Jeff Gordon just had a taladega steamer, I guess he couldn't make it to the pit in time.

by WeastByMidWeast June 5, 2023

Wichita Steamer

A Cleveland steamer with corn in it.

Mikey just did a Wichita steamer after eating corn on the cob at the state fair with Harley

by Kansascityskippy69 June 10, 2023

thai steamer

A device used to steam clean a sex worker's vagina between clients. Used by squatting over a boiling pot of water.

Michelle squatted over her Thai steamer to prepare herself for her next client.

by SubOhm June 27, 2023

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti November 13, 2023

Cornish Steamer

It's just like a Cleveland Steamer but after 8 pints of Rattler

"Ey pard you up for a Cornish Steamer?"

by KineticX49 November 17, 2023

bunk steamer

You think an upper decker is over the top, try the bunk steamer. It’s when you slowly take a large dump across your college roommate's bed sheets. They will think twice about not cleaning up after themselves after this experience. Results guaranteed. Plus, you save a trip to the bathroom.

“Bruh i just took the fattest bunk steamer on that girls bed ever”

by spherika December 20, 2023

Omaha Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.

For our 10th anniversary, my wife decided to spice things up by giving me an Omaha Steamer.

by BornEnigma December 25, 2023