soggy pete

A cleaner variation for a wet or stimulated vagina

I have a soggy pete right now.

by aurixadi13 April 4, 2023

soggy mailbox

I bet you expected this to be a dick joke

LOL

Me and the boys after we tell someone to search for soggy mailbox on urban dictionary:

by L.t.r89 December 26, 2023

Soggy Kalyn

When a group of sports journalists compete to jizz on a ginger nut biscuit covered in white powder

Hey guys! who’s up for a game of Soggy Kalyn

by Spacedmunkee May 30, 2024

Soggy and Crispy

Literally anything (but mostly food) that have a soggy but still a crispy texture to it.

“It’s soggy but still crispy you know” “Soggy and Crispy”

by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021

Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops

Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...

by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022

Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon

Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?

by JDOWE October 25, 2017

Soggy Shoey

A competitive masturbation game in which multiple male participants race to ejaculate into a shoe. The final individual who fails to ejaculate must drink the ejaculatory contents of the shoe.

The name is a combination of the game 'Soggy Biscuit' - in which the participants ejaculate onto a digestive biscuit - and a 'Shoey' - where an individual drinks an alcoholic beverage from a shoe.

Andy: We're going to Zach's house this afternoon for some Soggy Shoey.

Steve: I've been practicing my premature ejaculation technique. I hope you're ready to eat my spunk from an ugg boot.

by Penguin Meat December 7, 2021