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bag slapper 

1)One who slaps his bag at work. 2)AKA:Ray Klapper
Bag slapper really knows how to fuck off at work.
bag slapper by Jabber September 14, 2003

Knee Slapper 

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.


2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"

normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"



2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.

friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)

skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)

friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
Knee Slapper by dhawk123 March 8, 2009

SnapperDoodle 

A woman's vagina..
A pussy,
A cunt,
snickerpie,
muffbasket,
whiskerbiscuit,
also known as the forbidden fruit.
*Gets a nudie pic from a chic*
"Yo Freddy, check out this bitch's snapperdoodle!"

Christina had a very nice lookin snapperdoodle, however, Becky did not..

After Jimmy munched on Sarah's snapperdoodle, he developed what appeared to be cold sores on his lips!

"Hey Tasha, can I cockadoodle goo your snapperdoodle doo?"

As Larry laid dying in a hospital bed, a nurse asked if there was anything she could do to make him feel more comfortable. Larry motioned her over. She approached him seductively and he whispered something. She leaned closer to hear and purposely grazed her perky tits on his chest as she put her ear close to his mouth. Larry slowly brushed the hair behind her ear, gently caressing her. He grabbed her by the back of the neck,sucked and licked her ear and smacked her hard on the ass, grasping a firm grip. Not letting go he shouted, " Hot Damn! I was born by the snapperdoodle, and I'm wanna die by the snapperdoodle!!"

Tank Slapper

see 'Tank Slapping'. The art of anal sex with a man in a doggy style.
Goerge is gay. He is a right tank slapper, he likes being tank slapped balls deep...
Tank Slapper by Christoph November 9, 2005

tank slapper

I got a new bike! Wanna ride tank slapper?
tank slapper by Jimmetry December 11, 2011