snack stadium

A fat girls twat filled with bean dip and and fritos scoops while she's on her period. Cheese is optional depending on the fat chick's hygiene.

Alec Baldwin and Dan Marino had mad diarrhea after chowing down on a Rosie O'Donnell 's snack stadium while watching the pro bowl.

by Zabbadizzat October 9, 2016

Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

snackboy

A young nubile boy willing and wanting of that Nut, ready to swallow it up.

" damn, he was a snackboys, he swallowed all that nut!"

by Lowkeybouttanut November 16, 2017

Snackastrophe

when you have eaten double what you intended.

You have gone to the shop for 1 pack of kettle crisps and they are on bogof and both bags have been devoured. Snackastrophe!
(originator) J,Allen

I have just had a snackastrophe.
What a snackastrophe.

by getshirty December 11, 2017

snack snap

When you send your friends a snap of a SNACK

(the human kind)

"I really wish you would stop sending me snack snaps of that news anchor, you're the only one who thinks he's hot."

by snackinator69 March 8, 2018

Snack Em Up

Method for obtaining a significant other after screening essential criteria; nice penis; pleaseurable penis; ability to provide intense orgasmic relief.

When you meet the right guy you just need to Snack Em Up. After screening multiple candidates when you find the right one, you need to Snack Em Up.

by Dingbat Leader July 20, 2018

Slackson

A slackson is someone who has sex with anyone, anywhere and at anytime.

Tom: You see this girl standing there?!
Bill: Yh, Lissa
Tom: She a slackson.

by B2R August 12, 2018