marmite Smurf

A black person

Did you see that marmite Smurf

by Boersuenkkie01 February 10, 2023

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Smurfing It

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look

Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

by BurgerKingBruhMoment1 April 3, 2025

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Verb-The act of playing on a server located far from your actual geographic location, resulting in significantly high ping. This high latency can create unintentional advantages by making the player's actions harder to predict or respond to. While some players ping smurf on purpose to exploit this, others do it unknowingly and still claim their performance is based on skill rather than lag.

"ggez scrub"
"mf that wasn't skill you're ping smurfing your ass off."

by Nirvloyd May 8, 2025

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Smurf Dippin

When you are banging a girl in the port-a-johns, and mid-pump, you dunk her head in the blue water.

"Did you and Ashley go to the music festival last night"

"Yeah bro, I took her ass smurf dippin."

by BenitoTortellini May 18, 2025

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Smurfing

(v.) To paint oneself deep blue to appear as a Smurf, typically done in layers: Paint, blue food coloring, blue hair dye, and blue popsicles smeared all over the skin until it creates a nice paste that will stick and stain the skin.

"Alex was smurfing last night."

by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025

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