marmite Smurf

A black person

Did you see that marmite Smurf

by Boersuenkkie01 February 10, 2023

Smurfing It

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look

Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

by BurgerKingBruhMoment1 April 3, 2025

Ping Smurfing

Verb-The act of playing on a server located far from your actual geographic location, resulting in significantly high ping. This high latency can create unintentional advantages by making the player's actions harder to predict or respond to. While some players ping smurf on purpose to exploit this, others do it unknowingly and still claim their performance is based on skill rather than lag.

"ggez scrub"
"mf that wasn't skill you're ping smurfing your ass off."

by Nirvloyd May 8, 2025

Smurf Dippin

When you are banging a girl in the port-a-johns, and mid-pump, you dunk her head in the blue water.

"Did you and Ashley go to the music festival last night"

"Yeah bro, I took her ass smurf dippin."

by BenitoTortellini May 18, 2025

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

handy smurf

A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle

I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Papa Smurf Grip

An extended idiom on the one-sided phrase: "argue till you're blue in the face", whereas this phrase illustrates both parties arguing until they are both blue - specifically defined as when a small-handed individual grabs a penis and squeezes so hard that both the penis and the small hand turn blue due to constricted blood flow from the pressure.

The two stared intently at one another, one hand holding his opponent firmly with his Papa Smurf Grip while the other - wincing in pain - refused to capitulate the argument.

by PogCollector February 20, 2026