Safety third

Beer first.

Trail second.

Safety third.

A hasher's mantra.

"We should probably wait for the light to-"

"SAFETY THIRD!"

"Before we jump, do we have any idea how deep that water?"

"Does it matter? Safety third!"

"So we could go down this nice easy switchback over here, but the marks point straight down this really dangerous-looking slope and there's a 'Beer Near' sign... You know what they say about beer, trail and safety! Follow those marks!"

by jgglytts July 11, 2017

Scafe

Variation on the word Safe. Meaning to be respected!

Ye blud, you is well scafe!

by Sam Spreadborough June 1, 2007

safe wet-willy

inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear

Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.

by Nikki-Rae December 7, 2005

safe smokie

similar to dd (designated driver) except the substance is marijuana; a safe smokie, or ss, usually looks out for cops, parents, or anyone else his or her friends would hate to see while lighting up a big blunt

"hey jim, we've got some excellent green, would you mind being ss if we hook you up later?"

by anna banana August 11, 2004

safety girl

A chosen female of dubious attractiveness within a social group whom is mentally designated as the ‘safety’ girl before a session of drinking begins. Where upon a level of inebriation is reached where the principal starts to fantasise about sleeping with the aforementioned safety girl, the principal knows that he has drunk too much and must immediately return home without question.

I don’t want to end up in the morning with a rotter again. This time I’m designating Jody my safety girl. The moment I start getting hot for ‘that’ I know I’m hammered and I’m going home.

by Kingbingo November 19, 2009

420 safe

your stash of weed is hidden here

"yo im gonna get my weed from the 420 safe"

by Gary1313 January 19, 2009

safety meeting

for people who work in bars, everyone sneaks to the side for as little time as possible to take a shot and then returns to work as if nothing happened.

Bartender: "Safety meeting!"
Everyone else: runs to the end of the bar, pounds a shot, returns to work.

by supasta8301 November 14, 2011