slurp the turtle

To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.

Oh yea baby, slurp the turtle!

by passtheturtle May 24, 2018

slurp monkey

slurp monkey is a monkey whom drinks caprisun for energy to destroy the universe

when i drink caprisun i think of slurp monkey

All hail slurp monkey

by fuctcfugfyty November 15, 2021

Sniffer/Slurper

A person who annoys others in public by continually sniffing their boogers back into their nose/throat instead of using a tissue

"Hold on, I've lost my train of thought. I've got a sniffer/slurper next to me."

by corriger January 29, 2009

Sluppy

A woman who is both a slut and a yuppy (or yuppie). This usage was coined by Tiny Miyen in Sydney, Australia in 2007.

That tandoori tan makes you look like a sluppy.

Or

If we arrive at eleven the sluppies will already lubed up and it won't cost us so much in drinks.

by The Real TJ Ortega August 8, 2010

sluppy

-one who is both a slut and a prep
-a slutty prep

that girl is so damn sluppy...she gets around

by 0 1 June 28, 2005

slurp

at the end of a blow job when your guy lands an amazing shooter,you slurp off the load from you hands and his dick

guy-gonna be a big load
girl-on my hands and face
guy-*shoots his load*
girl-*slurps* everything off.

by izabelllllla January 8, 2009

Slurpee

A term in tennis when you hit an overhead and it bounces so high that it goes over the fence or into the stands.

That was definitely a slurpee shot

by Del Potro 2 September 1, 2010