Schroedingers foreskin

A Moyle and a baby are trapped in a box. You don't know if the baby has been circumcised or not.

Dude this job interview has got me feeling like schroedingers foreskin.

by Skebopfartcum September 20, 2023

Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.

Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!

by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023

Schrödinger

A Schrödinger is someone who decides what they meant by something only after seeing the reaction to it. A good example of this is Schrödinger's Douchebag, which is commonly defined as "Someone who says something bad, and decides weather or not it was a joke after seeing the reaction to it." Another example is someone who sends a risky text and says they accidentally sent it to the wrong person if the reaction to the text is negative.

Person One: This person asked me out and said it was a dare when I rejected them.

Person Two: That definitely wasn't a dare, they were just being a Schrödinger.

by Sir_Platypus_VII December 11, 2023

Schrodinger's Jk

When you are both kidding, but also not at the same time. Typically when you're serious about one aspect of something but kidding about another and the two sides are too difficult to verbally differentiate.

"Your toxic ex sent me nudes."
"Lemme see....jk..."
"That's a Schrodinger's Jk and you know it."

by ApathyDefined December 25, 2023

Schrodinger's Minor

A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.

Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF

NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that

Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE

In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.

by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023

Schrodinger's initiative

In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.

New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.

New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.

Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.

by Exoudi December 28, 2023

Schrödinger's marriage

A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.

"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."

by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024