Sex: its this thing that has become meaningless to people over time; the act or acts of consemation between "partners" or "lovers" commonly between two people, those being a male and a female, but in some other cases "sex" can include more than just two peoples... but thats a whole other fucked (ha, se what i did there, "fucked" 😂) up thing called "group sex" or more commonly known as an "orgy" which is the act of four or more people fucking (or more complicatedly, having sex) in the same room often "tagging off" and switching partners (these get togethers can also be more commonly reffered to as "swinger parties")... which if im being completely honest here, are kinda fucking (i did it again😂, dying inside send help please) weird and often smell like some fuckin sewer ass or some shit, but yeah basically thats only a small portion of sex rounded up into this long ass paragragh that i cant seem to end. I almost wonder if its the ADHD... wait what is this i here... you guys dont know what ADHD is? Well basically ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) is the best thing ever cause one idea sprouts out into another idea and then that idea sprouts out into another idea, and then that idea into like 3 or 4 different ideas and its fucking great... untill the doctors start persribing a bunch of random shit to you to see what will help you be more fucking "normal" like seriously what the fuck even is normal and... wait what were we talking about?
Damnit Aaron this is why you take your fucking adderall, cause when you don't you start giving weird fucking definitions to things like sex...
by raypec.adderall.kidd September 17, 2018
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by Jawohl Mein Fuhrer April 19, 2009
Get the sexmug. The most popular thing on earth.
Brittany sat next to jake while they were in a room alone. What Brittany didn’t know was that jake had a massive crush on her. They talked casually but suddenly they locked eyes... jake leaned in and they started kissing while he moved his hands down to her waist. Then he started slipping his fingers in her pants. They kept kissing and her went into her panties and started fingering her sexy pussy. He went in and out with his finger. They stopped kissing and she moaned. He went in and out faster and faster then she cummed all over his hands next she slid his hands down his pants and starting rubbing him. She rubbed until he cummed to. She got up and started undressing herself then she got on him all naked and started taking his clothes off. Once they were both undressed she made him lay down on the floor then she got on him and rode him till she orgasmed. They switched and kept this up for a man hour. Then on before their last on they did 69 and she got on the floor and he went in and out slowly and little by little she got so horny and she wanted more and he suddenly thrust his dick in all at once and they both immediately orgasmed she screamed oh duck harder!! Then they got dressed and walked home both happy and panting. They are now married and pride themselves on the fact that they always do this and they say they have the best sex ever.
Brittany sat next to jake while they were in a room alone. What Brittany didn’t know was that jake had a massive crush on her. They talked casually but suddenly they locked eyes... jake leaned in and they started kissing while he moved his hands down to her waist. Then he started slipping his fingers in her pants. They kept kissing and her went into her panties and started fingering her sexy pussy. He went in and out with his finger. They stopped kissing and she moaned. He went in and out faster and faster then she cummed all over his hands next she slid his hands down his pants and starting rubbing him. She rubbed until he cummed to. She got up and started undressing herself then she got on him all naked and started taking his clothes off. Once they were both undressed she made him lay down on the floor then she got on him and rode him till she orgasmed. They switched and kept this up for a man hour. Then on before their last on they did 69 and she got on the floor and he went in and out slowly and little by little she got so horny and she wanted more and he suddenly thrust his dick in all at once and they both immediately orgasmed she screamed oh duck harder!! Then they got dressed and walked home both happy and panting. They are now married and pride themselves on the fact that they always do this and they say they have the best sex ever.
by Sexy Lexi February 28, 2019
Get the Sexmug. I pushed him on the bed, as I rubbed his crotch. I stripped and got naked. Sex time.
“Like what you see.” I bit my lip.
“Damn babe. You’re so fucking hot.” He pushed my head down meaning he was about to cum. He pulled my head all the way down and his creamy, warm, salty cum came out. I made sure to suck all of it.
“Now it’s my turn to please you.” He licked his lips.
All you could see was lust.
He pulled my by my side and pushed my against the bed. He hand cuffed me onto the bed.
“Kinky, babe. I like it.” I laughed as he was playing with my pussy.
He rubbed his fingers back and forth, then he stuck 3 fingers inside of me. I arched my back.
He fingered me up and down. So fast and hard I was about to cum.
“Cum for me baby, CUM!” He went in one last time as I came so fucking hard.
He grabbed his dick and shoved it inside of me.
“Ohh Ahh.” I moaned as his 9 inch cocked came in and out if me.
“Oh yeah. You little slut. You love it when I fuck you don’t you.” He slapped me.
“Yes daddy. More! More!” I screamed.
It felt so good that I broke free from the hand cuffs and scratched his back.
“Fuck me baby! Fuck me daddy.” He put his hands on my neck.
“Choke me daddy!” I stared at him with lust.
“I’m about to cum baby.” He told me as he went in deeper, hitting my G- spot.
“Oh yeah right.... there!” He came inside of me.
He came in me so hard I got pregnant.
{9 months later}
“Look at our beautiful baby boy.” I kissed him.
“Time for another.” I rubbed his crotch.
“Like what you see.” I bit my lip.
“Damn babe. You’re so fucking hot.” He pushed my head down meaning he was about to cum. He pulled my head all the way down and his creamy, warm, salty cum came out. I made sure to suck all of it.
“Now it’s my turn to please you.” He licked his lips.
All you could see was lust.
He pulled my by my side and pushed my against the bed. He hand cuffed me onto the bed.
“Kinky, babe. I like it.” I laughed as he was playing with my pussy.
He rubbed his fingers back and forth, then he stuck 3 fingers inside of me. I arched my back.
He fingered me up and down. So fast and hard I was about to cum.
“Cum for me baby, CUM!” He went in one last time as I came so fucking hard.
He grabbed his dick and shoved it inside of me.
“Ohh Ahh.” I moaned as his 9 inch cocked came in and out if me.
“Oh yeah. You little slut. You love it when I fuck you don’t you.” He slapped me.
“Yes daddy. More! More!” I screamed.
It felt so good that I broke free from the hand cuffs and scratched his back.
“Fuck me baby! Fuck me daddy.” He put his hands on my neck.
“Choke me daddy!” I stared at him with lust.
“I’m about to cum baby.” He told me as he went in deeper, hitting my G- spot.
“Oh yeah right.... there!” He came inside of me.
He came in me so hard I got pregnant.
{9 months later}
“Look at our beautiful baby boy.” I kissed him.
“Time for another.” I rubbed his crotch.
by Jfksnvna June 17, 2019
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by fc2078 January 4, 2021
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