Pulling a Senior

Porking the sister of your wife in the marital bed.

You got kicked out?

-Yeah I was pulling a senior
Don't worry, we got bitches suckin and fuckin all night

by dawghta12345 July 19, 2016

South Miami Senior High

A school full of pretentious shitheads who's only personality trait is that one time in middle school they did two hits of weed, so now they think they all hard n shit.

Yeah I went to South Miami Senior High, spent sophomore year a pothead

by cowlan January 17, 2020

Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.

"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"

by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006

Santorum's Law

A rule that states if you aren't being ridiculed with vile, hate-filled, vitriolic, death threats and insults because of your views, you aren't trying hard enough.

You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.

by djshawman2 January 4, 2013

santoro

last name of a blue eyed brown hair guy who plays girls for all he can. Usually is ugly but some how gets alot of ass. Is attracted to awkward girls. and has creepy friends.

"Dam did you hear about santoro and monica?"
"wait i thought he was getting with Julia?"
"HES GETTIN WITH BOTH COCK FACE"

by joe simalajdfdskalhfsadlg March 28, 2009

Senioritus

When the students of the senior class think they are all superior to the entire world and dont want to do any work cuz it doesnt matter, theyre graduating soon anyway.

Tyler has senioritus because he thinks he is oh so cool and doesnt feel like doing any work because he is going to be out of here soon enough.

by Skelator101 August 20, 2010

Senator John Kerry

One who misleads voters by delivering promises that are next to impossible to keep because Americans are too stupid to realize how these promises really "work" SEE: Watch the debates and read the papers for both sides of the story dumbass AND: There are two sides stop believing the one that SOUNDS the best withought knowing info.

Statement or Promise: Healthcare for everyone, the same as the Senators get.

Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.

Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women

Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.

Statement: I will bring our boys home

Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.

by John Edwards, Kerry's Lover October 21, 2004