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self-cest

the act of shipping a character with themselves, usually with an alternative-universe self or themself in a different persona
"OMG i ship the once-ler with greed-ler"
"who the hell is greed-ler??"
"just him in a green suit and evil-ler"
"becky that's just self-cest go get some help"
by mrmalfoyswifey October 21, 2021
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Self Foruming

A slang phrase describing boredom. An individual getting so bored or sidetracked so much that he/she begins to converse with him/herself by using nonsense on Forum threads; usually by means of the Forum's Edit option.
(Verb) "I feel like Self Foruming"
(Noun) "I bet he's a Self Forumer, he said he was French."
(Adjective) "That cleverly placed banana peel I just slipped on makes me feel so Self Forumish"
by Matt "FoolyCooly" Miller October 3, 2007
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Self harm

It’s always ‘wrist reveal’ or ‘your just doing it for attention’ but never ‘are you okay, I’m here for you’ it shows how selfish people can be, if you see fresh cuts on a persons body, ask them if they’re okay. If you are dealing with self harm right now, reach out to someone you trust. You are not alone
Anonymous: ‘WRIST REVEAL
Me: ‘HEY! That’s not funny okay’
Anonymous: ‘don’t get so pressed’

Me: ‘ignore them, how are you? I’m here for you if you want to talk, you are NOT alone’

Because self harm is nothing to joke about <3
by June 27 August 9, 2021
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liquid self

Today it is impossible to be not only a liberal or communist, but also black lesbian middle class living in Ohio - each of us has to deal with liquid self. For such a person, any repression of the language - no matter how well-intentioned it was not dictated by - it's just an obstacle in the way of rebuilding itself daily. Anyone who wants to build a unique, albeit liberal world, pose a threat to me as an unsteady being, which today can be boorish dork, tomorrow - a humanist, and after tomorrow - an ashtray with elements of BDSM. (с) Anatoli Ulyanov
by Vacuole_Jo April 5, 2015
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neck no self

The act of slapping ones neck after an act of stupidity.
Person 1: "Africa is a country, right?"
Person 2: "That is a neck no self."
by momophen May 30, 2014
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Self-soothe

Self-soothe

Verb:
(very much a doing word).

(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.

Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.

Primary Definitions.

Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.

New Age Defintion

2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.

Most Common Defintion

3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."

2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.

3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
by Selfsoothe October 22, 2019
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Self-Fucked

If you search for this then are basically self-fucked
She told me to go to her house to play with her pussy. But instead she plays with her pussycat. Self-Fucked myself didn't I?
(Based on a true story, Seriously.)
by Dr. Syrus June 16, 2019
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