dichter scale

the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.

that dude was HUGE! a 9.5 on the dichter scale! a total girthquake!

by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011

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Middy Scale

Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.

1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with

0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"

--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"

by lolsquid January 29, 2014

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Dicktor Scale

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.

"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"

by Awkward. June 7, 2014

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im schleep cuh

James says this because cash nasty does all the time.

James: Im schleep cuh...
Me: oookkkkk then

by bubbles3254 August 17, 2017

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HO-scale

Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.

After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

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