An act that involves penetrating an anus during anal sex while wearing a condom. You then whisper in your partner's ear, "I have a surprise," and scream while pissing in the condom and inflating it inside your partner's rectum. You then take your penis out of their rectum, tie the condom up like a balloon and press the tied end all the way in.
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"That guard threatened to cut off my head manaña, but I pulled a Peruvian Sunrise to get out of it."
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I had my new Girlfriend sucking my cock. She said promise not to cum in my mouth. I said yes. As I got close I placed my hands on the back of her head and shot my complete load of cum in her mouth making a Cim Surprise.
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I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised
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Get the Pleasantly Surprised mug.In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.
(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!
(person 2) NICE!
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Get the Montana roadside surprise mug.A "white snot surprise" is when a person is giving you head, and you cum so hard that it goes out of their nose.
by Sleepy_Joe September 1, 2009
Get the White snot surprise mug.An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
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