Spunk monkey 

Someone who is so ugly they will never get laid, so the jizz seeps out of their pores.

Urgghh, look at Steve, he hasn't had it in a while - he looks like such a spunk monkey!

Spunk monkey by nessa64 June 11, 2003

Spunk 

The feeling of being drunk due to a lack of sleep. People therefore assume your drunk, but really your just sleep deprived.

Bob: "Dude, how much did your sister have to drink tonight?"
Bill: "Naw man, she's just spunk."

Spunk by KrazyKaro August 23, 2011

spunkymeyer 

Spunkmeyer is a term representing the most absolute cool. The greatest thing ever seen, heard, experienced or even thought. Usually not used in a sentence, it is a statement in and of itself.

After the hot threesome with the supermodel redheads who thought he was James Bond, all Terry could say was, "Spunkmeyer."

spunkymeyer by C M Forde May 7, 2005

spunkbungle 

noun. a jism covered bear

I was having a wank and I turned mr snuggles into a spunkbungle

spunkbungle by ghop45 August 2, 2008

spunk funnel 

the anal cavity or arse

i had a good shag last night shelet me blow my spuds up he/his spunk funnel.

spunk funnel by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008

snunky 

so get warm and cuddle with a loved one

Lets go to bed, watch a movie and get snunky

snunky by Meherrr October 16, 2008

spankyboy 

FREAKING SEXY MAN. All the Chelseys love to give him a spank. He is the most amazing person you will ever meet.

chelsey 1: "did you see (the) spankyboy over there?"
chelsey 2: "hell yes. freaking sexy."

spankyboy by mrs.siriusblack August 6, 2011